Mark Theisen
70-79
Mark Theisen
Penta-kilo-miler Maze Mania Ride of the Week: 25

Year-to-date

Miles 444
Calories 36,192
Score 34,180,335

All-time

Miles 12,528
Calories 545,966
Score 279,507,750

Monthly Activity

Ride 8 Hours
November 2024
Ride Oblivion this week (5.8 miles)
16 Jun 2024 - 22 Jun 2024
Ride 30 Miles
June 2024
Ride Evening Bliss this week (2.3 miles)
5 May 2024 - 11 May 2024
Ride 8 Hours
May 2024
Ride Falcon Flight this week (8.3 miles)
7 Apr 2024 - 13 Apr 2024
Burn 2,000 Calories
April 2024
Ride Thunderball this week (10.6 miles)
31 Mar 2024 - 6 Apr 2024
Ride Ironhorse Rush this week (6 miles)
24 Mar 2024 - 30 Mar 2024
Ride Titan Time this week (1.8 miles)
17 Mar 2024 - 23 Mar 2024
Ride Oh Mama this week (7.8 miles)
10 Mar 2024 - 16 Mar 2024
Ride Broken Spoke this week (5.4 miles)
3 Mar 2024 - 9 Mar 2024
Ride 60 Miles!
March 2024
Ride Lost Valley this week (11.5 miles)
25 Feb 2024 - 2 Mar 2024
Ride Bent Spoke this week (4 miles)
18 Feb 2024 - 24 Feb 2024
Ride Billy Goat Falls this week (5.3 miles)
11 Feb 2024 - 17 Feb 2024
Ride 5 Hours
February 2024
Ride Rolling Thunder this week (1 mile)
28 Jan 2024 - 3 Feb 2024
Ride Sunday Afternoon this week (7 miles)
21 Jan 2024 - 27 Jan 2024
Ride Ocean Plunge this week (11.8 miles)
14 Jan 2024 - 20 Jan 2024
Pick any challenges and complete by year's end!
1 Jan 2024 - 31 Dec 2024
Burn 1,000 Calories
January 2024
Ride Odyssey this week (7.6 miles)
31 Dec 2023 - 6 Jan 2024
Ride Redwood Dash this week (1.5 miles)
24 Dec 2023 - 30 Dec 2023
Ride Lucky Streak this week (10.6 miles)
17 Dec 2023 - 23 Dec 2023
Ride Stump Puller this week (6.9 miles)
3 Dec 2023 - 9 Dec 2023
Ride 100 miles
December 2023
Ride Bent Spoke this week (4 miles)
26 Nov 2023 - 2 Dec 2023
Score 1 million game points
November 2023
Ride Rough Rider this week (8.3 miles)
29 Oct 2023 - 4 Nov 2023
Ride 10 hours
October 2023
Burn 2,500 Calories
May 2023
Ride 100 miles
April 2023
Score 1 million game points
March 2023
Ride 10 hours
February 2023
The full list of past results
1 Jan 2023 - 28 Oct 2023
Pick any challenges and complete by year's end
1 Jan 2023 - 31 Dec 2023
Burn 5,000 Calories
January 2023
Score 1 million game points this month
December 2022
Ride 10 hours this month
November 2022
The roads are digital but the sweat is real!
20 Oct 2022 - 17 Nov 2022
Burn 5,000 Calories this month
October 2022
Bust 5 personal bests for your chance to win $100
February 2022
The full list of past results
2 Jan 2022 - 31 Dec 2022
Pick any challenges and complete by year's end
1 Jan 2022 - 31 Dec 2022
Burn 5,000 Calories for your chance to win $100
January 2022
Earn 100 mountain points for your chance to win $100
December 2021
Ride 50 miles for your chance to win $100
November 2021
Bust 10 personal bests for your chance to win $100
October 2021
Ride 100 miles for your chance to win $100
May 2021
Score 1 million game points for your chance to win $100
April 2021
Ride 10 hours for your chance to win $100
March 2021
Beat 5 personal bests for your chance to win $100
February 2021
The full list of past results
3 Jan 2021 - 1 Jan 2022
Pick any challenges and complete by year's end
1 Jan 2021 - 31 Dec 2021
Burn 5,000 Calories for your chance to win $100
January 2021
Earn 100 mountain points for your chance to win $100
December 2020
Ride 50 miles for your chance to win $100
November 2020
Bust 10 personal bests for your chance to win $100
October 2020
Score 2 million game points for your chance to win $100
September 2020
Ride 100 miles for your chance to win $100
May 2020
Ride 10 hours for your chance to win $100
March 2020
Beat 5 personal bests for your chance to win $100
February 2020
Pick any challenges and complete by year's end
1 Jan 2020 - 1 Jan 2021
Burn 5,000 Calories for your chance to win $100
January 2020
The full list of past results
29 Dec 2019 - 26 Dec 2020
Ride 50 miles for your chance to win $100
November 2019
Bust 10 personal bests for your chance to win $100
October 2019
Earn 50 mountain points for your chance to win $100
June 2019
Ride 100 miles for your chance to win $100
May 2019
Score 1 million game points for your chance to win $100
April 2019
Ride 10 hours for your chance to win $100
March 2019
Beat 5 personal bests for your chance to win $100
February 2019
Pick any challenges and complete by year's end
1 Jan 2019 - 31 Dec 2019
Burn 5,000 Calories for your chance to win $100
January 2019
The full list of past results
30 Dec 2018 - 28 Dec 2019
Earn 100 mountain points for your chance to win $100!
December 2018
Ride 50 miles for your chance to win $100
November 2018
Bust 10 personal bests for your chance to win $100
October 2018
Ride 100 miles for your chance to win $100
May 2018
Score 1 million game points for your chance to win $100
April 2018
Ride 10 hours for your chance to win $100
March 2018
Choose any event(s) and compete for medals, trophies, and glory!
9 Feb 2018 - 25 Feb 2018
Bust 5 Ghosts for your chance to win $100
February 2018
Pick road or game challenge(s) and complete by the end of the year!
1 Jan 2018 - 31 Dec 2018
Burn 5,000 Calories for your chance to win $100!
January 2018
The full list of past results
31 Dec 2017 - 29 Dec 2018
Ride 100 miles for your chance to win $100
December 2017
Earn 100 mountain points for your chance to win $100!
November 2017
Ride for 10 hours for your chance to win $100
October 2017
Earn 50 Mountain Points!
May 2017
Score 1 million points for your chance to win $100.
April 2017
Bust 5 ghosts for your chance to win $100.
March 2017
Ride 100 Miles for your chance to win $100
February 2017
The full list of past results
1 Jan 2017 - 31 Dec 2017
Mother of Dragons!
1 Jan 2017 - 31 Dec 2017
Express-O-Doodle-Doo!
1 Jan 2017 - 31 Dec 2017
Burn 5,000 Calories!
January 2017
Ride mountains. Earn 100 points!
December 2016
Score 1 million points for your chance to win $100.
November 2016
Ride mountains on Expresso. Earn 50 Points!
May 2016
Score 1M points for your chance to win $100
April 2016
Bust 10 Ghosts for your chance to win $100.
March 2016
Ride 100 miles for your chance to win $100.
February 2016
Lift up the Expressosphere! Burn 5,000 Calories.
January 2016
Climb mountains on Expresso. Earn 50 Points!
December 2015
Can you go the distance? Ride 50 miles this month!
November 2015
You ain't afraid of your ghost!
October 2015
Finish the summer with a Century ride.
September 2015
Get on the bike and Race for Pink!
May 2015
Can you Survive the Expressopocalypse?!?
April 2015
King of the Mountains!
March 2015
Ride to help cure ALS.
15 Feb 2015 - 28 Feb 2015
Burn 5000 Calories and become immortal.
January 2015
Climb the snowy peaks of Expresso.
December 2014
Unleash your Expresso Warrior.
November 2014
Who you gonna call?
October 2014
Ride around Expresspaña.
September 2014
4 Jun 2014 - 17 Jun 2014
GOOOOOALLLLL!
June 2014
Compete with the pros in the ride around Expressicily.
May 2014
You must ride in the name of the King!
April 2014
Burn 5000 Calories and become immortal.
January 2014
Are you Yeti?
December 2013
Happy Birthday to Expresso!
November 2013

Road

Penta-kilo-miler
Penta-kilo-miler
And in Great Shape!
And in Great Shape!
Crossed the Sahara!
Crossed the Sahara!
18,480,000 Feet
18,480,000 Feet
Triple Millennium
Triple Millennium
Coast to Coast
Coast to Coast
Double Millennium
Double Millennium
Just Gettin' Started
Just Gettin' Started
Millennium
Millennium
Next Stop: Glory
Next Stop: Glory
McKinley
McKinley
Double Centurion
Double Centurion
Centurion
Centurion
Double Marathoner
Double Marathoner
Marathoner
Marathoner
Biker
Biker
First Mile
First Mile

Games

Maze Mania
Architect
Dragons Revenge
Legend
Outpost
Guardian
Dragons Return
Master
Pirates Cove
Captain
Animal Adventure
Voyager
Dragons Island
Tamer
Downhill Drama
Dare Devil
Coin Toss
Collector

Challenges

Ride of the Week: 25
Ride of the Week: 25
Ride of the Week: 19
Ride of the Week: 19
Ride of the Week: 15
Ride of the Week: 15
Calorie Crusher
Calorie Crusher
Ride of the Week: 14
Ride of the Week: 14
Ride of the Week: 13
Ride of the Week: 13
Ride of the Week: 12
Ride of the Week: 12
Ride of the Week: 11
Ride of the Week: 11
Ride of the Week: 10
Ride of the Week: 10
Mileage Monster
Mileage Monster
Ride of the Week: 9
Ride of the Week: 9
Ride of the Week: 8
Ride of the Week: 8
Ride of the Week: 7
Ride of the Week: 7
Fangs of Fury
Fangs of Fury
Ride of the Week: 5
Ride of the Week: 5
Ride of the Week: 4
Ride of the Week: 4
Ride of the Week: 3
Ride of the Week: 3
Dragon Journey
Dragon Journey
Calorie Crusher
Calorie Crusher
Ride of the Week: 1
Ride of the Week: 1
Ride of the Week: 52
Ride of the Week: 52
Ride of the Week: 51
Ride of the Week: 51
Ride of the Week: 49
Ride of the Week: 49
Road Warrior
Road Warrior
Ride of the Week: 48
Ride of the Week: 48
Dragon Hunter
Dragon Hunter
Ride of the Week: 44
Ride of the Week: 44
Ride of the Week: 43
Ride of the Week: 43
Ride of the Week: 20
Ride of the Week: 20
Ride of the Week: 16
Ride of the Week: 16
Ride of the Week: 14
Ride of the Week: 14
Ride of the Week: 12
Ride of the Week: 12
Ride of the Week: 10
Ride of the Week: 10
Dragon Hunter
Dragon Hunter
Ride of the Week: 9
Ride of the Week: 9
Ride of the Week: 8
Ride of the Week: 8
Ride of the Week: 7
Ride of the Week: 7
Ride of the Week: 6
Ride of the Week: 6
Workout Wizard
Workout Wizard
Ride of the Week: 5
Ride of the Week: 5
Ride of the Week: 4
Ride of the Week: 4
Ride of the Week: 3
Ride of the Week: 3
Ride of the Week: 2
Ride of the Week: 2
Ride of the Week: 1
Ride of the Week: 1
Hat Tricks
Hat Tricks
Down the Rabbit Hole
Down the Rabbit Hole
Titan
Titan
Ride of the Week: 52
Ride of the Week: 52
Ride of the Week: 51
Ride of the Week: 51
Dragon Hunter
Dragon Hunter
Ride of the Week: 48
Ride of the Week: 48
Ride of the Week: 46
Ride of the Week: 46
Ride of the Week: 45
Ride of the Week: 45
Ride of the Week: 44
Ride of the Week: 44
Ride of the Week: 43
Ride of the Week: 43
Ride of the Week: 42
Ride of the Week: 42
Ride of the Week: 6
Ride of the Week: 6
Ride of the Week: 5
Ride of the Week: 5
Ride of the Week: 4
Ride of the Week: 4
Ride of the Week: 3
Ride of the Week: 3
Ride of the Week: 2
Ride of the Week: 2
Ride of the Week: 1
Ride of the Week: 1
Tiger King of the Road
Tiger King of the Road
Titan
Titan
Ride of the Week: 51
Ride of the Week: 51
Ride of the Week: 50
Ride of the Week: 50
Ride of the Week: 49
Ride of the Week: 49
King of the Mountains
King of the Mountains
Ride of the Week: 48
Ride of the Week: 48
Ride of the Week: 46
Ride of the Week: 46
Ride of the Week: 45
Ride of the Week: 45
Road Warrior
Road Warrior
Ride of the Week: 44
Ride of the Week: 44
Ride of the Week: 43
Ride of the Week: 43
Ride of the Week: 42
Ride of the Week: 42
Ride of the Week: 21
Ride of the Week: 21
Ride of the Week: 20
Ride of the Week: 20
Ride of the Week: 18
Ride of the Week: 18
Ride of the Week: 17
Ride of the Week: 17
Ride of the Week: 16
Ride of the Week: 16
Ride of the Week: 15
Ride of the Week: 15
Ride of the Week: 14
Ride of the Week: 14
Dragon Hunter
Dragon Hunter
Ride of the Week: 12
Ride of the Week: 12
Ride of the Week: 8
Ride of the Week: 8
Ride of the Week: 7
Ride of the Week: 7
Ride of the Week: 6
Ride of the Week: 6
Ride of the Week: 5
Ride of the Week: 5
Ride of the Week: 4
Ride of the Week: 4
Ride of the Week: 3
Ride of the Week: 3
Ride of the Week: 2
Ride of the Week: 2
Ride of the Week: 1
Ride of the Week: 1
All-In Oxen
All-In Oxen
Pandora's Ox
Pandora's Ox
Titan
Titan
Ride of the Week: 47
Ride of the Week: 47
Ride of the Week: 46
Ride of the Week: 46
Ride of the Week: 42
Ride of the Week: 42
Ride of the Week: 40
Ride of the Week: 40
Dragon Hunter
Dragon Hunter
Ride of the Week: 19
Ride of the Week: 19
Ride of the Week: 14
Ride of the Week: 14
Ride of the Week: 12
Ride of the Week: 12
Ride of the Week: 11
Ride of the Week: 11
Ride of the Week: 10
Ride of the Week: 10
Workout Wizard
Workout Wizard
Ride of the Week: 9
Ride of the Week: 9
Ride of the Week: 8
Ride of the Week: 8
Ride of the Week: 7
Ride of the Week: 7
Ride of the Week: 6
Ride of the Week: 6
Ride of the Week: 5
Ride of the Week: 5
Ride of the Week: 4
Ride of the Week: 4
Ride of the Week: 3
Ride of the Week: 3
Ride of the Week: 2
Ride of the Week: 2
Cross Rodent
Cross Rodent
Titan
Titan
Ride of the Week: 41
Ride of the Week: 41
Ride of the Week: 23
Ride of the Week: 23
Ride of the Week: 22
Ride of the Week: 22
Ride of the Week: 21
Ride of the Week: 21
Ride of the Week: 19
Ride of the Week: 19
Road Warrior
Road Warrior
Ride of the Week: 18
Ride of the Week: 18
Dragon Hunter
Dragon Hunter
Ride of the Week: 14
Ride of the Week: 14
Ride of the Week: 13
Ride of the Week: 13
Ride of the Week: 12
Ride of the Week: 12
Ride of the Week: 11
Ride of the Week: 11
Ride of the Week: 9
Ride of the Week: 9
Ride of the Week: 8
Ride of the Week: 8
Ride of the Week: 7
Ride of the Week: 7
Ride of the Week: 6
Ride of the Week: 6
Ghost Buster
Ghost Buster
Ride of the Week: 5
Ride of the Week: 5
Ride of the Week: 4
Ride of the Week: 4
Ride of the Week: 3
Ride of the Week: 3
Ride of the Week: 2
Ride of the Week: 2
Fairy Pigtails
Fairy Pigtails
Titan
Titan
Ride of the Week: 1
Ride of the Week: 1
Ride of the Week: 52
Ride of the Week: 52
Ride of the Week: 51
Ride of the Week: 51
Ride of the Week: 50
Ride of the Week: 50
Ride of the Week: 49
Ride of the Week: 49
King of the Mountains
King of the Mountains
Ride of the Week: 48
Ride of the Week: 48
Ride of the Week: 46
Ride of the Week: 46
Ride of the Week: 45
Ride of the Week: 45
Road Warrior
Road Warrior
Ride of the Week: 42
Ride of the Week: 42
Ride of the Week: 41
Ride of the Week: 41
Ride of the Week: 18
Ride of the Week: 18
Ride of the Week: 17
Ride of the Week: 17
Ride of the Week: 14
Ride of the Week: 14
Dragon Hunter
Dragon Hunter
Ride of the Week: 13
Ride of the Week: 13
Ride of the Week: 12
Ride of the Week: 12
Ride of the Week: 11
Ride of the Week: 11
Ride of the Week: 10
Ride of the Week: 10
Workout Wizard
Workout Wizard
Ride of the Week: 9
Ride of the Week: 9
Ride of the Week: 8
Ride of the Week: 8
Ride of the Week: 7
Ride of the Week: 7
Ride of the Week: 6
Ride of the Week: 6
Ghost Buster
Ghost Buster
Ride of the Week: 5
Ride of the Week: 5
Ride of the Week: 4
Ride of the Week: 4
Ride of the Week: 3
Ride of the Week: 3
Ride of the Week: 2
Ride of the Week: 2
Lab-road-or Retriever
Lab-road-or Retriever
Pit-bullseye
Pit-bullseye
Cal-mation
Cal-mation
Titan
Titan
Ride of the Week: 1
Ride of the Week: 1
Ride of the Week: 52
Ride of the Week: 52
Ride of the Week: 50
Ride of the Week: 50
Road Warrior
Road Warrior
Ride of the Week: 48
Ride of the Week: 48
Ride of the Week: 46
Ride of the Week: 46
Ride of the Week: 45
Ride of the Week: 45
Ride of the Week: 43
Ride of the Week: 43
Ride of the Week: 41
Ride of the Week: 41
Ride of the Week: 40
Ride of the Week: 40
Ride of the Week: 19
Ride of the Week: 19
King of the Mountains
King of the Mountains
Ride of the Week: 17
Ride of the Week: 17
Ride of the Week: 16
Ride of the Week: 16
Ride of the Week: 15
Ride of the Week: 15
Ride of the Week: 14
Ride of the Week: 14
Top 100 Dragon Hunter
Top 100 Dragon Hunter
Ride of the Week: 13
Ride of the Week: 13
Ride of the Week: 12
Ride of the Week: 12
Ride of the Week: 11
Ride of the Week: 11
Ride of the Week: 10
Ride of the Week: 10
Top 100 Ghost Buster
Top 100 Ghost Buster
Ride of the Week: 9
Ride of the Week: 9
Ride of the Week: 8
Ride of the Week: 8
Ride of the Week: 7
Ride of the Week: 7
Ride of the Week: 6
Ride of the Week: 6
Top 100 Road Warrior
Top 100 Road Warrior
Ride of the Week: 5
Ride of the Week: 5
Ride of the Week: 4
Ride of the Week: 4
Ride of the Week: 3
Ride of the Week: 3
Ride of the Week: 2
Ride of the Week: 2
Ride of the Week: 1
Ride of the Week: 1
Tactics
Tactics
Peck and Burn
Peck and Burn
All-In Chicken
All-In Chicken
Top 100 Titan
Top 100 Titan
Top 100 King of the Mountains
Top 100 King of the Mountains
Top 100 Dragon Hunter
Top 100 Dragon Hunter
Top 100 Dragon Hunter
Top 100 Dragon Hunter
Top 100 Road Warrior
Top 100 Road Warrior
Top 100 Titan
Top 100 Titan
Top 100 King of the Mountains
Top 100 King of the Mountains
Top 100 Road Warrior
Top 100 Road Warrior
Expressopocalypse Survivor
Expressopocalypse Survivor
KOM: Legend of Big Wheel
KOM: Legend of Big Wheel
Titan 5000 II
Titan 5000 II
ExpressAlps
ExpressAlps
Master of Tactics
Master of Tactics
Giro d'Expresso
Giro d'Expresso
King of the Mountains
King of the Mountains
Titan 5000
Titan 5000

Basic

Expresso Speedway

2:32

1.0 Miles
23.3 MPH
324 Watts
Rolling Thunder

2:44

1.0 Miles
22.1 MPH
308 Watts
Redwood Dash

4:03

1.5 Miles
21.6 MPH
270 Watts
Titan Time

5:13

1.8 Miles
19.4 MPH
247 Watts
Campus Loop

5:37

2.0 Miles
21.5 MPH
264 Watts
Mini Mayhem

5:40

2.0 Miles
21.3 MPH
272 Watts
Evening Bliss

6:34

2.4 Miles
21.0 MPH
274 Watts
Rabbit Run

6:32

2.4 Miles
21.2 MPH
269 Watts
Lost Trail

8:24

2.9 Miles
20.6 MPH
262 Watts
Alpine Splash

8:54

2.9 Miles
19.6 MPH
280 Watts
Coastal Run

9:37

3.4 Miles
20.9 MPH
266 Watts
Catacombs

11:57

3.7 Miles
18.5 MPH
225 Watts
Bent Spoke

11:29

4.0 Miles
20.5 MPH
277 Watts
Fruitdale

12:27

4.4 Miles
21.3 MPH
261 Watts

Moderate

City Express

15:38

4.5 Miles
17.3 MPH
274 Watts
Dragon Fire

14:02

5.0 Miles
21.2 MPH
260 Watts
Billy Goat Falls

16:26

5.4 Miles
19.3 MPH
255 Watts
Broken Spoke

15:57

5.4 Miles
20.0 MPH
267 Watts
Moody Ambush

15:59

5.4 Miles
19.9 MPH
262 Watts
Oblivion

17:49

5.8 Miles
19.3 MPH
222 Watts
Ironhorse Rush

18:17

6.0 Miles
19.6 MPH
255 Watts
Quicksilver

18:08

6.3 Miles
20.9 MPH
271 Watts
Farmers Bluff

20:18

6.9 Miles
20.4 MPH
259 Watts
Stump Puller

20:07

6.9 Miles
20.6 MPH
266 Watts
Apple Grinder

20:41

7.0 Miles
20.0 MPH
262 Watts
Sunday Afternoon

20:55

7.0 Miles
19.8 MPH
254 Watts

Challenging

Ravens Roost

22:01

7.2 Miles
19.6 MPH
258 Watts
Stormy Hollow

22:39

7.4 Miles
19.5 MPH
266 Watts
Odyssey

24:03

7.6 Miles
19.0 MPH
258 Watts
Wicked Workout

25:08

7.9 Miles
18.6 MPH
264 Watts
Oh Mama

25:20

7.9 Miles
18.5 MPH
255 Watts
Rough Rider

24:34

8.4 Miles
20.4 MPH
259 Watts
Falcon Flight

24:19

8.4 Miles
20.6 MPH
265 Watts
Track Fever

25:21

9.0 Miles
20.0 MPH
217 Watts
Monkey Pass

28:43

9.5 Miles
19.9 MPH
255 Watts
Outlaw Rock

32:05

10.0 Miles
18.6 MPH
259 Watts
Camel Country

31:47

10.0 Miles
18.8 MPH
262 Watts
Drifters Peak

32:48

10.2 Miles
18.4 MPH
254 Watts
Lucky Streak

33:20

10.6 Miles
18.9 MPH
209 Watts

Extreme

Thunderball

32:29

10.7 Miles
19.6 MPH
256 Watts
Gut Buster

36:03

11.0 Miles
18.0 MPH
246 Watts
Lost Valley

37:27

11.5 Miles
18.1 MPH
253 Watts
Ocean Plunge

39:28

11.8 Miles
18.0 MPH
249 Watts
Vindicator

38:29

12.2 Miles
18.9 MPH
249 Watts
Grape Stomper

38:01

12.2 Miles
19.1 MPH
257 Watts
Pyramid Mountain

40:36

13.5 Miles
19.9 MPH
235 Watts
Temple Ridge

40:30

13.5 Miles
19.9 MPH
249 Watts
Ascension

59:36

18.3 Miles
18.2 MPH
245 Watts
Savage Revenge

1:05:01

20.0 Miles
18.3 MPH
237 Watts