I Am. Slow.
100+
I Am. Slow.
Millennium

All-time

Miles 1,061
Calories 39,116
Score 147,214
  • February 7, 2023

    0.6 Miles
    17 Calories
    0 Score
    Rides
    0.58 mi in 3:13
  • November 23, 2022

    6.0 Miles
    216 Calories
    0 Score
    Rides
    6.01 mi in 27:18
  • March 26, 2022

    0.7 Miles
    16 Calories
    0 Score
    Rides
    0.33 mi in 2:22
    0.33 mi in 2:22
  • March 22, 2022

    1.5 Miles
    36 Calories
    0 Score
    Rides
    1.45 mi in 8:50
  • June 2, 2021

    5.0 Miles
    158 Calories
    0 Score
    Rides
    4.76 mi in 19:54
    Goal: 150 Calories
    0.28 mi in 1:49
  • February 8, 2020

    1.6 Miles
    52 Calories
    0 Score
    Rides
    0.78 mi in 6:11
    0.78 mi in 6:11
  • January 19, 2020

    0.9 Miles
    22 Calories
    0 Score
    Rides
    0.56 mi in 5:30
    0.36 mi in 3:00
  • January 9, 2020

    4.0 Miles
    92 Calories
    0 Score
    Rides
    1.99 mi in 14:29
    1.99 mi in 14:29
  • November 20, 2019

    0.4 Miles
    8 Calories
    0 Score
    Rides
    0.38 mi in 3:14
  • November 7, 2019

    0.5 Miles
    14 Calories
    0 Score
    Rides
    0.52 mi in 4:07
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November 2022
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February 2020
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November 2018
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May 2018
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April 2018
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March 2018
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September 2017
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August 2017
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April 2017
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December 2016
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November 2016
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October 2016
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September 2016
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August 2016
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July 2016
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April 2016
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February 2016
Lift up the Expressosphere! Burn 5,000 Calories.
January 2016
Climb mountains on Expresso. Earn 50 Points!
December 2015
Can you go the distance? Ride 50 miles this month!
November 2015
It's Tour Time!
July 2015
Light a torch and burn some Calories.
June 2015
Get on the bike and Race for Pink!
May 2015
Can you Survive the Expressopocalypse?!?
April 2015
King of the Mountains!
March 2015
Burn 5000 Calories and become immortal.
January 2015
Climb the snowy peaks of Expresso.
December 2014
Who you gonna call?
October 2014
Ride for the Yellow Jersey!
July 2014
GOOOOOALLLLL!
June 2014
You must ride in the name of the King!
April 2014
Burn 5000 Calories and become immortal.
January 2014
Happy Birthday to Expresso!
November 2013

Road

Millennium
Millennium
Next Stop: Glory
Next Stop: Glory
McKinley
McKinley
Double Centurion
Double Centurion
Centurion
Centurion
Double Marathoner
Double Marathoner
Marathoner
Marathoner
Biker
Biker
First Mile
First Mile

Basic

Expresso Speedway

2:30

1.0 Miles
23.5 MPH
341 Watts
Rolling Thunder

3:46

1.0 Miles
16.1 MPH
191 Watts
Redwood Dash

5:27

1.5 Miles
16.4 MPH
134 Watts
Campus Loop

6:47

2.0 Miles
17.7 MPH
185 Watts
Mini Mayhem

6:35

2.0 Miles
18.4 MPH
189 Watts
Evening Bliss

10:10

2.4 Miles
13.7 MPH
121 Watts
Rabbit Run

9:51

2.4 Miles
14.3 MPH
112 Watts
Lost Trail

12:00

2.9 Miles
14.6 MPH
112 Watts
Alpine Splash

11:46

2.9 Miles
14.9 MPH
178 Watts
Coastal Run

12:12

3.4 Miles
16.5 MPH
146 Watts
Bent Spoke

27:02

4.0 Miles
9.0 MPH
76 Watts
Fruitdale

16:08

4.4 Miles
16.4 MPH
133 Watts

Moderate

Dragon Fire

18:54

5.0 Miles
15.9 MPH
149 Watts
Billy Goat Falls

25:53

5.4 Miles
12.5 MPH
123 Watts
Broken Spoke

24:15

5.4 Miles
13.4 MPH
128 Watts
Moody Ambush

21:38

5.4 Miles
14.8 MPH
141 Watts
Ironhorse Rush

27:18

6.0 Miles
13.2 MPH
108 Watts
Quicksilver

16:46

6.3 Miles
22.6 MPH
310 Watts
Farmers Bluff

28:16

6.9 Miles
14.7 MPH
139 Watts

Challenging

Stormy Hollow

29:17

7.4 Miles
15.4 MPH
167 Watts
Wicked Workout

32:48

7.9 Miles
14.4 MPH
163 Watts
Rough Rider

31:36

8.4 Miles
15.9 MPH
160 Watts
Monkey Pass

35:17

9.5 Miles
16.2 MPH
157 Watts
Outlaw Rock

43:48

10.0 Miles
13.7 MPH
155 Watts