In a world overrun by treadmill zombies and staircases that lead to nowhere, hope had been all but lost. A cloud, dark as night, hung heavy over the barren landscape of cardio equipment littered with shattered resolutions and dying dreams. Tears of boredom welled in the eyes of the innocent and the people had grown weak, starving for a decent workout, until one day a warrior rode forth on his Expresso Bike, and changed everything...